Things people wrote right after climbing Kilimanjaro
a.k.a more reasons for me to not climb Kilimanjaro
and instead admire her awesomeness from a distance.
(posted at the Kibo Hotel in Marangu, where I stayed to do mentoring work at Huruma Hospital in Rombo District):
-Kili didn’t kill me but it tried.
-Damn my feet hurt.
-To hell and back but didn’t shit on myself.
-Never again.
-So hard it made my balls swell.
-Got chilly on Kili
Nearly froze off my willy
I felt very silly
When my willy
Rolled off the hilly.