climbing kili

Things people wrote right after climbing Kilimanjaro

a.k.a more reasons for me to not climb Kilimanjaro

and instead admire her awesomeness from a distance.

(posted at the Kibo Hotel in Marangu, where I stayed to do mentoring work at Huruma Hospital in Rombo District):

-Kili didn’t kill me but it tried.

-Damn my feet hurt.

-To hell and back but didn’t shit on myself.

-Never again.

-So hard it made my balls swell.

-Got chilly on Kili

Nearly froze off my willy

I felt very silly

When my willy

Rolled off the hilly.